·Team Merrill Lynch
·NW Jammin' Salmon
Coaches: Jon Barocas, Doc Kuark
Coaches Resume: We are unaware of his whereabouts from June 1968-1979 when he popped up on the Colorado H.S. lacrosse scene. Many believe that he was in the Israel Secret Service (or the Shin Bet), the only ones who found out have been permanently silenced!
Top 3 Players:
1) Andrew Greeley, Position A, Graduated from WAC in '99, Honors: First known man to use the crow hop gut punch with a mag flashlight, or name his shots.
2) Dr. Kuark, Position: Player/Coach (just like Reg Dunlop), Graduated from University of Minnesota, Minneapolis in '60, Honors: Valedictorian, Never Tarnish Golden Brain and only man to ever use Statistics when pouring cereal!
3) Rod Hipcheck, Position D, Graduated from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy and escaped quarantine, Honors: Greatest Play Station Defenseman ever! Dominates the neutral zone, in front of his net, and continuously sets a record for least goals against!
Statement- A long time ago a Grand Dragon was born in the land of Guangdong just North of Hong Kong. After building a successful life he passed on his success to his four sons. The four brother Dragons then continued the success of the "Grand Dragon" here in the United States by becoming wonderful family and business men. The traditions of the Guangdong will now be passed on to two young dragons, David, and Figment the purple Dragon. Although David has accepted his Dragon hood, Figment must prove to his fellow Team Warrior members that he can lead without fear, lift 24 oz all night long, and win games of the night and day!
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